The Critic (TV Series)
The Pilot (1994)
Charles Napier: Duke Phillips
Quotes
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Duke Phillips : Why the hell do you have to be so critical?
Jay Sherman : I'm a critic!
Duke Phillips : No, your job is to rate movies on a scale from "good" to excellent."
Jay Sherman : What if I don't like them?
Duke Phillips : That's what "good"'s for.
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Reporter : Mr. Phillips, you're fabulously wealthy, you're a world class athlete, you were great in bed last night! How does that feel?
Duke Phillips : I have no one to envy. I envy you having me to envy.
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Duke Phillips : Look, this isn't art. It's just mindless pabulum for losers who can barely read. Oh, that reminds me, I've got an interview with People Magazine.
