- Colby: So, here we are in a region of Australia where, out of the world's ten most deadly snakes, nine of 'em inhabit this region. It was harrowing. You come across a taipan on the trail, you get bit, you're dead in thirty minutes flat.
- Solly: Oy, I'll tell you, that's a very interesting story, let me tell you. I was in a concentration camp! You never even suffered one minute in your life compared to what I went through!
- Colby: Look, I'm saying- I'm saying we spent 42 days trying to survive and we had very little rations, no snacks...
- Solly: Snacks? What you talking, "snacks"? We didn't eat sometimes for a week! For a month! We ate nothing!...
- Colby: I couldn't even work out when I was over there. They certainly didn't have a gym.
- Solly: A *what*?
- Colby: I mean, I wore my sneakers out and the next thing you know, I got a pair of flip-flops!
- Solly: Flip-flops!
- Colby: We sleep on the ground, on the dirt, okay? 118 degrees during the day, 98 at night with 98 percent humidity!
- Solly: 45 degrees below zero!
- Colby: Did you guys have a bathroom?
- Solly: A bathroom? We had twelve people at a time would go and shit...!
- Colby: Well, I'm sure you had toilet paper.
- Solly: We had newspaper!
- Colby: We had mosquitos.
- Solly: Mosquito? You see this glass eye? Eh? Eh?
- Colby: Have you even seen the show?
- Solly: Did you ever see *our* show? It was called the Holocaust!