- Camilla Whitman: Only jackasses go to Harvard.
- Judith Whitman: Your father went to Harvard. Maybe that's not a very good example.
- [the President and First Lady wave to the crowd]
- President Whitman: They love me!
- Judith Whitman: They love ME. You're just standing next to me.
- Judith Whitman: Now go put on your uniform.
- Camilla Whitman: What uniform?
- Judith Whitman: I signed you up to be a candy striper. It'll look good on your college application. By the way, you'll be working with violent blind kids.
- Judith Whitman: What's another word for elegant?
- Jerome Daggett: Poised.
- Judith Whitman: I'm working on my memoires. I'm calling it "Poised!"