- Lt. Walter Eastep: [kisses Kendra, turns out he's Mr. Multiple:] See you later, cupcake.
- [to Max:]
- Lt. Walter Eastep: Pearl of a girl here.
- Max Guevera: [with utmost distaste] Ugh...
- Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Boo, you're dwelling too much on things that ain't party-related. You know what you need?
- Max Guevera: A pitcher of beer?
- Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Read my mind.