"Dawson's Creek" Uncharted Waters (TV Episode 1999) - Monica Keena as Abby Morgan

[the girls are watching a porno video found in Dawson's room]

Abby : You are aware that where this tape begins, Dawson finished.

Andie : Finished what?

Jen : Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Joey : Boxing the bald-headed bishop.

Abby : Test-firing the missile.

Andie : All right, I get your point, guys.
Abby : I make a cancer joke and Joey gets mad, or I make a crazy joke and Andie gets upset, or I make a joke about ho-bags and Jen starts humping the couch.
Abby : I play a crucial role in this little circle. I'm the girl everyone loves to hate. I'm the one you can take all your anger and aggression out on. Why you ask? Why can't I be sweet? Because sweet is boring. I don't have family lives like you guys. My parents divorce is boring, my house is boring, there's no drama. So, you know what? I create drama. And I think that's a valid extracurricular activity.
Gail Leery : All right. That's it, Abby. I want you to leave.

Abby : What, you're throwing me out of your own house?

Gail Leery : That's right. I will not tolorate your attitude anymore.

Abby : Mrs. Leery, what kind of journalist are you? Oh yeah, I forgot. The trashy kind that sleeps around! The happily married wife who cheats on her husband for no reason! No wonder all the women in this town say bad things about you behind your back!

Monica Keena: Abby Morgan