"Designing Women" Cruising (TV Episode 1987) - Delta Burke as Suzanne Sugarbaker

Charlene Frazier Stillfield : [as Mary Jo and Julia walk in front door of Sugarbaker's] Hey, y'all, were were just talking about you. How was career day?

Mary Jo Shively : Great. There was a big tune out.

[Going over to her desk]

Mary Jo Shively : Julia gave a super talk. I think Anthony was very proud. As a matter of fact, it would have been an almost perfect morning if it wasn't for this one ugly little incident in the parking lot.

Charlene Frazier Stillfield : [Getting up from chair] What ugly incident?

Mary Jo Shively : Oh, it's nothing. Just a couple of hoods got after Julia.

Suzanne Sugarbaker : Well, that doesn't surprise me. Hoods love Julia. It's that little sashay in her walk.
Suzanne Sugarbaker : Aren't you the person that brought our bags on board?

[Pointing to their waitress dressed as Joan Collins]

Claude : Yes, I am. And I know what you're thinking. You think that this is your wig, but it's not. I've had this wig a long, long time. It just looks very, very similar.
Suzanne Sugarbaker : I just can't believe it. Did you all see that? He's got my wig on. That's my wig. He stole it.

Charlene Frazier Stillfield : You sure?

Suzanne Sugarbaker : Of course I'm sure. I had that hair grown special for me. I'm just gonna have to report him to the police.

Julia Sugarbaker : Suzanne, don't make a big deal of it. Just let him have it.

Charlene Frazier Stillfield : Anyway, he looks real good in it.

Delta Burke: Suzanne Sugarbaker