- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: I don't feel anything but deeply ashamed.
- Julia Sugarbaker: [shocked at Charlene's garish sweater and leather mini-skirt] You'd feel less ashamed if you changed outfits.
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: [defending her novelty lingerie purchases] These are gag gifts.
- Julia Sugarbaker: They certainly make me gag.