Jenna Elfman: Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery

Quotes 

• Abby O'Neil : [Dharma tags along while a pregnant Abby shops for baby accessories]  That's one of the blessings of having a second child, Dharma: you get to learn from the mistakes you made with the first.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Mistakes? What do you mean, mistakes?

  Abby O'Neil : Baby... your father and I were a couple of crazy young kids when you were born, y'know. We did a lot of cool stuff, but, Dharma, sometimes I think it's a miracle that you're still alive.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : You didn't make any mistakes, Abby. I had a great childhood.

  Abby O'Neil : Honey, we let Timothy Leary babysit for you. He thought... he thought you were twins. We came home one night, and he was, like, crying his eyes out because a giant flaming condor flew off with your sister!

• Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : [Dharma is alone, crying in the hospital's chapel. Her deceased Indian friend, George, taps her on the back]  George? I'm so glad to see you. How are you?

  George Littlefox : Still dead, but otherwise no complaints. It's been a while.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Two years.

  George Littlefox : That long? You lose track on the Other Side. There are no clocks. It's like Vegas.

• Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : [Dharma unburdens herself to her deceased Indian friend, George, in the hospital chapel]  My parents let me believe my whole childhood was wonderful.

  George Littlefox : Maybe it was.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Then why does Abby keep saying it was a bunch of mistakes?

  George Littlefox : Maybe it was. Maybe it was a whole bunch of wonderful mistakes.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : You're not helping.

  George Littlefox : Maybe people who played with boats that were really boats can't talk to dead Indians.