- Dharma: Say you were a Congressman, okay? How many guys would have to die before you become president?
- Greg Montgomery: [thinking for a moment] All of them.
- Greg Montgomery: [announcing his candidacy for Congress, unaware that his fly is open] I certainly didn't expect this exposure. My, uh, opponent, Earl Washburn, is evasive on the issues. But I have nothing to hide. I want everyone here to see exactly what Gregory Montgomery is bringing to the party.
- Dharma: Sit down, come on. I have some really great news. Sit, sit, sit.
- Abby O'Neil: What? What? What?
- Dharma: Okay. So you know how Greg just won this really big case?
- Abby O'Neil: Yeah.
- Larry: [unsure] Yes.
- Abby O'Neil: I told you about it.
- Larry: I said yes!
- Dharma: Anyway, because of that, he's been asked to run for Congress.
- [Abby and Larry don't respond; Dharma chuckles nervously]
- Dharma: So, say something. What do you think?
- Larry: If this is a joke, tell me now... because my arm is numb and somebody might have to pound on my chest.