Dharma & Greg (TV Series)

Pilot (1997)

Joel Murray: Pete Cavanaugh

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• Pete Cavanaugh : When are you gonna stop moping?

  Greg Montgomery : I just can't stop thinking about that girl on the train. I'm an idiot! I should have gone after her. I should have talked to her.

  Pete Cavanaugh : No, no, no, you shouldn't have, and I'll tell you why. You would have gone over, you would have said something nice, like... "You were looking at me. I know you want me." Next thing you know, you're rolling around on the floor with a face full of pepper spray.

  Greg Montgomery : [sarcastically]  Good talkin' to you, Pete.

  Pete Cavanaugh : Hey, anytime. I'm here for you, man.

• Greg Montgomery : I'm better off, right?

  Pete Cavanaugh : Absolutely. I mean, if you're gonna be putting up with that kind of craziness, you better be damn sure she's the one.

  Greg Montgomery : Yeah, you're right. But how do you know when it's "the one"?

  Pete Cavanaugh : You got me. I met this girl once; same thing. Love at first sight, head over heels. I'm thinking I'm spending the rest of my life with this babe, right? 24 hours later, I'm in Sacramento chained to a radiator, and she's trying to cut out my kidney.

  Greg Montgomery : [sarcastic]  Good talking to you, Pete.

  Pete Cavanaugh : Anytime. I'm here for you, man.