- Abby O'Neil: [Referring to a woman in labour] How far apart are the uh... the contractions?
- Greg Montgomery: I don't know. She's upstairs.
- Abby O'Neil: Okay, well let's get to work. Hi, Kitty! Come on, you can help.
- Kitty Montgomery: You're not going to take this girl to a hospital?
- Abby O'Neil: Why? She's not sick.
- Greg Montgomery: Mother, maybe you can uh... give her a hand.
- Kitty Montgomery: Well, I don't know anything about childbirth.
- Greg Montgomery: What do you mean? You had me.
- Kitty Montgomery: Oh, Gregory! Don't be vulgar!