Diagnosis Murder (TV Series)

Call Me Incontestable (1995)

Barry Van Dyke: Steve Sloan

Quotes 

• Dr. Jack Stewart : This guy could be behind the suicide murders!

  Steve Sloan : Well, how come you're alive? And how come the dead guys didn't have any bruises, and you've got a beauty?

• Gloria : Would you zip me, Markie-poo?

  Steve Sloan : Markie-poo.

  Dr. Mark Sloan : [to Steve]  She never called me that.

  [to Gloria] 

  Dr. Mark Sloan : You didn't call me that. Would you please tell my son you don't like me?

  Gloria : I do like you.

  Dr. Mark Sloan : Well, I mean not like that.

  Gloria : I do like you like that.

  Dr. Mark Sloan : She didn't like me like me last night. Nothing happened at all.