- Dick Turpin: What made you change your mind?
- Swiftnick: Well, if we don't hang together, we're gonna hang separately.
- Lord Melford: Damn masquerade. All the guzzling young entities drinking me dry. I don't know the half of them, I don't want to know the other half.
- Lord Melford: What young buck are we chasing this evening? Are we tired of the American?
- Lady Melford: This is monstrous!
- Lord Melford: Did you have a good voyage?
- Governor Appleyard: Intolerable!
- Lord Melford: Oh, I have real sympathy for you. I'm a terrible sailor. Prefer a good nag.
- Lord Melford: [two ladies are having a pillow fight riding piggyback on two men] I'll wage twenty pounds on the strumpet in green!
- Noll Bridger: I'll accept the wager my lord, her horse is tiring!
- Noll Bridger: [Bridger has seen through Turpin's foppish disguise] You sir, are a cock's comb.
- Dick Turpin: Well then, my dear, you must be a Colonial cock's comb
- [the disguised Turpin and Fytton laugh but Bridger draws his sword]
- Fytton: Oh, put it away, Bridger!
- Dick Turpin: Yes, do put it away.
- Dick Turpin: [sighs] America?
- Jane Harding: Why not? You could start a new life.
- Dick Turpin: Well I haven't finished this one yet.
- Jane Harding: With a new name...
- Dick Turpin: What's wrong with Turpin?
- Jane Harding: [having just escaped the law by jumping out of a window] Is it always like this?
- Dick Turpin: Hahaha, until we're caught!