Richard O'Sullivan: Dick Turpin

Quotes 

• Abby : You've seen the last of your swag and I'm a ruined woman.

  Dick Turpin : Well, that's common knowledge, isn't it?

  Swiftnick : Yeah, and half the men in the district take credit for it as well.

• Swiftnick : [Dr. Mandragola is gazing into the 'Eye of Solomon']  Can you see what's happened to Harry?

  Dr. Mandragola : I see... a man! A happy man.

  Swiftnick : Doesn't sound like Harry. What's he look like?

  Dr. Mandragola : The vision is... indistinct.

  Dick Turpin : Had he got a beard?

  Dr. Mandragola : A beard...

  Dick Turpin : Yes, a big, bushy beard, about this long.

  Dr. Mandragola : Yes, yes! He wears such a beard.

  Dick Turpin : In that case, it must be a false beard, cause Harry doesn't wear one.

• Dick Turpin : [Dick has taken a gulp of Dr. Mandragola's Elixer of Live]  Oh yes.

  Swiftnick : What is it?

  Dick Turpin : Well, north of the border it's called many names: Aqua Vitae, Usque Baugh, but down south, it's know as Whiskey. Your health.

• Abby : Behold: The Amazing Dr. Mandragola!

  [Turpin enters dressed as Mandragola with Swiftnick as his assistant, Daft Jamie] 

  Dick Turpin : [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together]  From the black deserts of Bagdad...

  [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together] 

  Dick Turpin : ... to the wind swept plains of Moskovy...

  [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together] 

  Dick Turpin : ... to the ghost ridden swamps... of eh... that lonely, nameless region.

  [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together] 

  Dick Turpin : ... come I hither to present my powers at your feet.