- Abby: You've seen the last of your swag and I'm a ruined woman.
- Dick Turpin: Well, that's common knowledge, isn't it?
- Swiftnick: Yeah, and half the men in the district take credit for it as well.
- Swiftnick: [Dr. Mandragola is gazing into the 'Eye of Solomon'] Can you see what's happened to Harry?
- Dr. Mandragola: I see... a man! A happy man.
- Swiftnick: Doesn't sound like Harry. What's he look like?
- Dr. Mandragola: The vision is... indistinct.
- Dick Turpin: Had he got a beard?
- Dr. Mandragola: A beard...
- Dick Turpin: Yes, a big, bushy beard, about this long.
- Dr. Mandragola: Yes, yes! He wears such a beard.
- Dick Turpin: In that case, it must be a false beard, cause Harry doesn't wear one.
- Dick Turpin: [Dick has taken a gulp of Dr. Mandragola's Elixer of Live] Oh yes.
- Swiftnick: What is it?
- Dick Turpin: Well, north of the border it's called many names: Aqua Vitae, Usque Baugh, but down south, it's know as Whiskey. Your health.
- Dr. Mandragola: [gazing at Turpin who's wearing Mandragola's cloak, wig and hat] Oh, if this is a mirror, I look worse than I feel.
- Dr. Mandragola: [Mandragola feels his bare head] Samson, Delilah! You've scalped me
- Abby: Behold: The Amazing Dr. Mandragola!
- [Turpin enters dressed as Mandragola with Swiftnick as his assistant, Daft Jamie]
- Dick Turpin: [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together] From the black deserts of Bagdad...
- [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together]
- Dick Turpin: ... to the wind swept plains of Moskovy...
- [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together]
- Dick Turpin: ... to the ghost ridden swamps... of eh... that lonely, nameless region.
- [Swiftnick bangs his cymbals together]
- Dick Turpin: ... come I hither to present my powers at your feet.