The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

One Angry Man (1962)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Oh! We're not supposed to be doin' this.

  Marla Hendrix : Doing what?

  Rob Petrie : Talkin' and picking up each other's lipstick.

• Laura Petrie : Rob, why did you ogle her that way?

  Rob Petrie : Now, honey, what was the matter with the way I ogled her?

• Third Juror : Are you a mother?

  Rob Petrie : No.

  Third Juror : Ah-HA! Well, I AM a mother, and, believe me, a mother's intuition is better than a tall, skinny comedy writer.

• Rob Petrie : We, uh, we missed the evening newscast.

  Sally Rogers : How 'bout that. I wondered why the evening seemed so empty.

• Laura Petrie : Did you hurt yourself?

  Rob Petrie : When?

  Laura Petrie : When you fell out of the jury box because you were gawking at Marla Hendrix

• Rob Petrie : Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can explain... nothing.

• Rob Petrie : First of all, there were 11 other jurors in that box.

  Laura Petrie : And none of them fell out.

• Laura Petrie : You're not capable of judging this case fairly. You're prejudiced. You're being blinded by statistics.

  Rob Petrie : Statistics?

  Laura Petrie : 36-24-36.