Dilbert (TV Series)

The Competition (1999)

Daniel Stern: Dilbert

Quotes 

• Dilbert : What makes you qualified to be a reporter?

  Dogbert : I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.

  Dilbert : Have you been using me as your main source of industry information?

  Dogbert : No, not the main source. I also make stuff up.