Quotes
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[Dilbert's "Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine" alarm clock turns on at 6:00 a.m]
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock : Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day. Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day.
[Dilbert wakes up in the middle of the second declaration]
Dilbert : I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock : That too is futile.
Dilbert : Ok, that's enough out of you.
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock : Do not touch me.
Dilbert : Then how do I turn you off?
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock : Believe me, I am plenty turned off right now.
Dilbert : Clock-tease.
