Quotes
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Dilbert : [Dilbert is in the shower, with a voice activated temperature control] The shower's calibrated to respond to my voice only.
Dogbert : Boy, you think of everything.
Dilbert : I'm cautious.
Dogbert : That's why you had training wheels on your bike until you were seventeen
Dilbert : I was fourteen.
[Shower temperature goes to 14 degrees]
Dilbert : AAAAAAGH!
[Almost frozen in a block of ice]
Dilbert : 99! 99! 99!
[the temperature goes back to 99]
Dilbert : Don't do that!
Dogbert : Where did you get the voice for that thing, it sounds like the computer from that stupid movie, what was it, "Something, something, a Space Odyssey?"
Dilbert : It wasn't called "Something Something: A Space Odyssey," it was called "2001: A Space AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
[cut to exterior of house, as Dilbert's shower rises to 2001 degrees, cut to interior of house where Dilbert's skin is red hot, he puts on his towel which catches on fire as he walks out]
Dogbert : On the plus side, you look very clean.
