- Frank Bevonna: He says he hit the Daily Double. He's no horseplayer. He don't know a horse from a cow.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Mrs. Perriwinkle, you really should put your money in a savings account. You know that. You're taking a dangerous risk hiding it here.
- Myrtle Perriwinkle: A bank? Never. Don't trust them, never will. Never! Anyway, money is not my god. The Lord is my god.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Yes ma'am, but a bank is still a good place to keep your money.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: The Ruby Room was a long way from opening night at the Palace. From the looks of it, some of the acts that started here probably ended up in the county jail.