- Officer Bill Gannon: [Bill and Joe are planning on lunch when they hear a radio call regarding theft around the corner] I think we oughtta take seven, don't you?
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Yeah, we could.
- Officer Bill Gannon: You wanna call in? I got an errand to do.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Yeah.
- Dispatcher: 1-Adam-25, a possible 484 suspect there now. Pete's Delicatessen, 4330 Green Street.
- Lisa Ruby: [two men where having a fake fight] My bouncer could have handled the fight.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: While the phony fight was going on.
- Lisa Ruby: Yes.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: [Friday has the thief] This little lady was busy tapping your till.