- Sam Golden: [a store owner is annoyed that Friday isn't out looking for the robber] I gave you a perfect description: he's 5'-9" or 10"; grayish black hair; medium build, not fat or thin; his eyes are brown; his nose is straight; he combs his hair with a part on the side. Now you go out and find a guy just like that!
- Sergeant Joe Friday: And you'd like us to arrest him when we do?
- Sam Golden: Well, certainly I would.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: I'm afraid then we've got a problem here.
- Sam Golden: What do you mean by that?
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Well, that description fits you too.