Drake & Josh (TV Series)

First Crush (2004)

Drake Bell: Drake Parker

Quotes 

• Drake Parker : [talking to Josh about his crush]  Good Luck with Kathy - and don't be nervous. She's just a person. I mean, girls are just guys without... Just do good.

• [Drake returns from The Brew Note amped up] 

  Audrey Parker-Nichols : Um, while you were there, did you happen to DRINK any coffee?

  Drake Parker : No, a little, six cups, whydoyou ask?

• Drake Parker : I'm going to give you the Drake Parker Crash Course in How to Approach Girls

  Josh Nichols : I'll get a pen and some doodle paper.

• Drake Parker : Come here, Joshy. Gimme a kiss. Come on, baby, gimme some sugar!

• Drake Parker : Look, do you want to be honest or do you want a girlfriend?

  Josh Nichols : Girlfriend, please.

• Josh Nichols : It's like me and girls speak different languages. They speak English, I speak Idiot. I don't know, but my dad always says...

  Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [together]  "The most important thing to remember is always be yourself."

  Drake Parker : Unless you're Josh.