Drake & Josh (TV Series)
First Crush (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Headaches... you give me HEADACHES!
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Josh Nichols : I'm not cool, okay? Why do you think old people love me so much?
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Josh Nichols : Your band's been banned?
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Drake Parker : I'm going to give you the Drake Parker Crash Course in How to Approach Girls
Josh Nichols : I'll get a pen and some doodle paper.
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Drake Parker : Look, do you want to be honest or do you want a girlfriend?
Josh Nichols : Girlfriend, please.
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Josh Nichols : It's like me and girls speak different languages. They speak English, I speak Idiot. I don't know, but my dad always says...
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [together] "The most important thing to remember is always be yourself."
Drake Parker : Unless you're Josh.
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Josh Nichols : Oh, well, excuse my dad for not enjoying your slithering beast of death!