Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Two Idiots and a Baby (2004)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : [dangling from the roof]  I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad.

  Josh Nichols : [shouts]  Ya happy, Sheldon? We're even now!

  Mr. Nichols : [offscreen]  Josh?

  Josh Nichols : Sheldon?

• Josh Nichols : THE BABY'S ON THE ROOOOOOOFF!

• Josh Nichols : What am I thinking? Babies don't swim.

• Josh Nichols : You know, Drake and I can babysit for your boss.

  Drake Parker : What? Babysit? What?

• Drake Parker : The bear! Where's the singing bear? The one that puts him to sleep.

  Josh Nichols : I don't know. Look in there.

  Drake Parker : [looks through the pile of toys]  Ah. Got it.

  [Drake winds the head once] 

  Singing Toy Bear : "I've Been Working on the..."

  [stops] 

  Josh Nichols : Hurry. Wind it again.

  [Drake turns the head again but it comes off and won't go back on] 

  Josh Nichols : I said wind it not murder it!