- Josh Nichols: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad.
- Josh Nichols: [shouts] Ya happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
- Mr. Nichols: [offscreen] Josh?
- Josh Nichols: Sheldon?
- Mr. Galloway: Thanks for dinner.
- Mr. Nichols: Oh, thank you, Bob.
- Mr. Galloway: Please, call me Mr. Galloway.
- Megan Parker: What makes you think that I would have the baby?
- Drake Parker: Because you're a devious, twisted little girl.
- Megan Parker: Why, thank you, Drake.
- Drake Parker: The bear! Where's the singing bear? The one that puts him to sleep.
- Josh Nichols: I don't know. Look in there.
- Drake Parker: [looks through the pile of toys] Ah. Got it.
- [Drake winds the head once]
- Singing Toy Bear: "I've Been Working on the..."
- [stops]
- Josh Nichols: Hurry. Wind it again.
- [Drake turns the head again but it comes off and won't go back on]
- Josh Nichols: I said wind it not murder it!