Michael Gregory: Self-Defense Instructor

Quotes 

• Self-Defense Instructor : [after being mugged, Martin and Eddie take a self-defense class]  All right, class, mugging situation. What should Mr Tepper have done?

  Martin Tupper : Tupper.

  Elderly Lady : [angrily]  Waste the scum-bag.

  Self-Defense Instructor : Good. Now, Mr Tuber...

  Martin Tupper : Tupper.

  Self-Defense Instructor : ...please explain just how you were attacked.

  Martin Tupper : He sorta came at me...

  [he begins to demonstrate by raising his hands] 

  Self-Defense Instructor : Class, what should I do?

  Elderly Lady : [enraged]  Rip his balls off.