- Self-Defense Instructor: [after being mugged, Martin and Eddie take a self-defense class] All right, class, mugging situation. What should Mr Tepper have done?
- Martin Tupper: Tupper.
- Elderly Lady: [angrily] Waste the scum-bag.
- Self-Defense Instructor: Good. Now, Mr Tuber...
- Martin Tupper: Tupper.
- Self-Defense Instructor: ...please explain just how you were attacked.
- Martin Tupper: He sorta came at me...
- [he begins to demonstrate by raising his hands]
- Self-Defense Instructor: Class, what should I do?
- Elderly Lady: [enraged] Rip his balls off.