Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Apocalypse Not (1996)

Nancy Travis: Bernice, Beatrice

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Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : Bernice! Thank God you've come! I'm about to get eaten by space zombies!

  Bernice : [to the rest of the family]  There's nothing for us here, let's head back to the sewer.

  Scientist : You idiot, we're scientists.

  Eric Duckman : Oh... Well, I knew that. Obviously a space mutant would have to be some kind of a scientist.

• Bernice : What are you supposed to be?

  Akers : I'm Akers the waiter, madam. The employment agency sent me.

  Bernice : Why would they send a waiter to a disaster drill in the sewer?

  Akers : It's a very bad employment agency, madam.

• Cornfed Pig : [in the sewer, hearing a rumbling getting louder]  That's either 800 tons of raging, destructive floodwater, or Rush Limbaugh on roller blades.

  Bernice : Oh, will you STOP with your dry little pig jokes?

  Cornfed Pig : Everyone thinks your butt is HUGE.