Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Apocalypse Not (1996)

Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman

Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : Bernice. What an amazing coincidence that you wander by just as I'm saving the city from this blow-up doll that somebody accidentally left connected to the air pump in his bedroom while he was busy swiping batteries from his family's smoke detectors to use inside a camcorder.

• Eric Duckman : Bernice! Thank God you've come! I'm about to get eaten by space zombies!

  Bernice : [to the rest of the family]  There's nothing for us here, let's head back to the sewer.

  Scientist : You idiot, we're scientists.

  Eric Duckman : Oh... Well, I knew that. Obviously a space mutant would have to be some kind of a scientist.

• Eric Duckman : I even miss Ber- Ber- Bern- the bitch.

• Eric Duckman : [trying to throw bricks through Gene Siskel's house window]  Damn you, Siskel! You've won this round, but I'll be back!