Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Research and Destroy (1995)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig

Quotes 

• Cornfed : Duckman, daddy-o, you have ears but cannot hear... actually, you don't have ears.

  Duckman : He's coming back on.

  Cornfed : Wait, this is really creepy. How do you hear? What holds your glasses on?

  Duckman : Never mind about the ears!

  Cornfed : Really, I've never seen that before. Hey guys, you ever see anyone without ears before?