The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Along Came a Duke (1981)

Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : [while Uncle Jesse has his eyes closed, emerges from the house, wearing her skimpy Confederate Army outfit]  Okay, you can look now.

  Uncle Jesse : [startled, stammers:]  Uh...

  Daisy Duke : [all long legs and red high heels, she even twirls]  Well?

  Uncle Jesse : Well... it's, it's, it's awful pretty, Daisy, but... I don't think it hardly befitting the memory of General Jackson.

  Daisy Duke : Uncle Jesse, I think if the General was here, he'd like it.

  Uncle Jesse : Yes, he probably would.