- Daisy Duke: [after Boss Hogg fell off the mechanical bull] Are you all right, Boss?
- [J.D. grabs a piece of meat off her tray]
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Well, he must be all right. He's eatin'.
- Daisy Duke: [while Uncle Jesse has his eyes closed, emerges from the house, wearing her skimpy Confederate Army outfit] Okay, you can look now.
- Uncle Jesse: [startled, stammers:] Uh...
- Daisy Duke: [all long legs and red high heels, she even twirls] Well?
- Uncle Jesse: Well... it's, it's, it's awful pretty, Daisy, but... I don't think it hardly befitting the memory of General Jackson.
- Daisy Duke: Uncle Jesse, I think if the General was here, he'd like it.
- Uncle Jesse: Yes, he probably would.
- Jeb Stuart Duke: [as he gets hugged by joyously elated Daisy] Now who be this little hussy, Uncle Jesse?
- Daisy Duke: [grabs him by the shoulders] Jeb Stuart Duke, don't you recognize your own Cousin Daisy?
- [kisses him, laughing merrily]
- Jeb Stuart Duke: Daisy, you growed some. And in a whole lot of directions.