- The Balladeer: [as the girls dismantle stranded car] Now, y'all have heard of nightclub strippers. Well, now these are Hazzard strippers. And friends and neighbors, they've got some kinda moves.
- [auto parts get expertly carried off]
- The Balladeer: Stripped cleaner than a starvin' hound's tooth.
- [and the girls drive off in Jeeps]
- The Balladeer: Now, how about that for a doozy of a new racket? They shoot out a fellow's radiator, pluck his car clean as a naked chicken... and take off cross-country in Jeeps so they don't leave no tracks. Shows lots of country smarts, don't it?
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Meanwhile, Bo and Duke were out doin' a little huntin'... Boar, or bear. Suddenly they sighted bigger game. Well, they's a whole lot prettier, anyhow.
- [foxy twin blonde girls driving big, big truck]
- Bo Duke: [on Citizen Band radio] Breaker, breaker, sweet things, y'all got your ears on? Come back.
- Francee: You're comin' in loud and proud, country boys.
- Bo Duke: Hey, listen, y'all... y'all wanna join us for a pit stop?
- Francee: Can't right now, Wolf-Man, but we're loose as a goose for lunch.
- Bo Duke: Well, all right, I'll tell you what. We'll go out and pick up the groceries. Come back.
- Floralee: Soon as we deliver and unload. We'll give you a shout. What's your handles?
- Bo Duke: You got Bo and Luke on this end. Who we got out there? Come back.
- Francee: Francee and Floralee here. 10-4, good buddies.
- Bo Duke: 10-4, little sweet things.
- [whoops:]
- Bo Duke: Ya-hoo!
- The Balladeer: [voice-over, as the General Lee makes sharp U-turn to 'go pick up the groceries'] Don't you just love CB talk?
- Luke Duke: [it's those girls at the car parts store that are behind the robberies] Bo, we owe it to ourselves to take a little trip into town.
- Bo Duke: Hey, we're going.
- Daisy Duke: I'm going!
- Bo Duke: What?
- Daisy Duke: There'll be no arguments, fellows, because I'm already mad enough to spit.
- Luke Duke, Bo Duke: She's going.
- Luke Duke: [driving out in off-road update of General Lee] Relax, the Marines have landed.
- Daisy Duke: You-whee, the General Lee sure is riding high!
- Luke Duke: Hop in, honey.
- Daisy Duke: [sees Bo with his arms spread out on the back of the Jeep] He's tied up like a roped steer going to the market!