The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Witness: Jesse Duke (1983)

James Best: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

Quotes 

• Boss Hogg : Jesse, I guess it's no secret that, eh, Rosco and me, we gotta be somewhere in seven minutes. Eh, and we'd better, or I stand to lose ten thousand dollars.

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Yeah.

  Boss Hogg : So, you wouldn't mind, would ya, if we left you alone for a teensy weensy, itty bitty little while?

  Uncle Jesse : J.D., a fellow's gotta do what a he's gotta do, even if it's crookider than a corckscrew. You go right ahead.

  Boss Hogg : Oh, thank you, Jesse, I knew you'd understand!