The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Witness: Jesse Duke (1983)

Christopher Mayer: Vance Duke

Quotes 

• Vance Duke : [reading aloud from newspaper]  The jewel robbery that took place was seen by Jesse Duke. He told the police that he will be able to identify the croofs just as soon as he gets his sight back.

  Coy Duke : Uncle Jesse sounds like a real hero!

  Vance Duke : Sounds to me like a real sittin' duck!

• Uncle Jesse : [on CB in pickup truck]  You boys, you be good, you hear?

  Daisy Duke : [on CB in General Lee]  Uncle Jesse, don't you worry, 'cause I'm gonna keep my eye on 'em. You see, if Vance drives one mile over fifty-five, neither o' these fellas is gonna get any o' my sugar baked ham tonight.

  [Jesse chuckles at this] 

  Vance Duke : Why, that's blackmail!

  Daisy Duke : That's right!

  [they all laugh]