Dynasty (TV Series)
Tale of the Tape (1989)
Heather Locklear: Sammy Jo Dean Carrington
Quotes
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Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I don't wanna think about it. What you're suggesting is so outrageous. Tanner is a priest. And a priest is a priest!
Jeff Colby : But you didn't find out about it until...
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Stop it, I don't wanna hear any more. If you don't wanna be with me, fine!
Jeff Colby : Sammy Jo, all I'm trying to say is... Come on, just... relax, would you? And have some coffee.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I don't want your coffee. I come all the way over here, and all you can give me is instant coffee and... and suggest something so horrible.
Jeff Colby : If I'm saying something so horrible, why are you getting upset?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I don't want your instant coffee or a frozen breakfast.
[rises]
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : So when you thaw out, Jeffrey, give me a call.
[leaves]
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Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : [in the dark, as Jeff climbs into bed...] Jeff!
[was under the covers]
Jeff Colby : Sammy Jo, what the hell are you doing here?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Waiting for you. I've been here for five hours. Where have you been?
Jeff Colby : What, did we have an appointment?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Come on, get into bed.
[goes for his shirt buttons]
Jeff Colby : Wait a second. You're gonna pop my shirt buttons. Here, I'll do it.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : What were you doing till five in the morning anyway?
Jeff Colby : What was I doing? What were you doing? I thought you were out with the priest.
[she looks at him icily]
Jeff Colby : What happened, did he renounce his vows for you?
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Fallon Carrington Colby : Wait a minute. He's a priest?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Yeah, but I don't mind that so much.
Fallon Carrington Colby : You mean, the kind of priest with a collar and vows of celibacy? That kind of a priest?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Yes, that kind of a priest. But what bothers me is that he didn't tell me about that right from the beginning.
Fallon Carrington Colby : That's what bothers you?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Yes.
Fallon Carrington Colby : It's not that you got more involved than you wanted to be?
Krystina Carrington : [comes rushing in] They don't want me to play in their fort!
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Who? What's the matter?
Fallon Carrington Colby : Who, sweetheart?
Krystina Carrington : L.B. and Danny.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Listen, Krystina, men are all alike. They push us around and try to keep us in what they think is our place.
Fallon Carrington Colby : Not only that, the only reason you wanna be in their stupid fort is because they don't want you to be there. Right?
Krystina Carrington : [cute innocence] I don't know.
Fallon Carrington Colby : It's called forbidden fruit. It always tastes better.
Krystina Carrington : Huh?
Fallon Carrington Colby : You'll figure it out one day.