- Dr. Morton: [the attempt to save the goat is not going well] He's drifting on us. We're gonna lose him. You'd better ligate him fast.
- Dr. Kelly Brackett: Eighty million bucks' worth of hospital, a hundred and fifty thousand dollars' worth of talent, and we can't save one damn little goat!
- Barney 'Doc' Coolidge: Thoase people at Rampart, they did all right on this. I'd like to meet that fella Brackett one of these days.
- Supervisor Walt Marsh: Why don't you give him a call?
- Barney 'Doc' Coolidge: Nah. They're busy over there. I wouldn't want to bother him.
- Dr. Kelly Brackett: [while operating on a goat] Clamp off that bleeder.
- Dr. Joe Early: This one?
- Dr. Kelly Brackett: What did you do, sleep through your animal medicine?
- Dr. Kelly Brackett: That vet, Coolidge. I'd sure like to meet him one of these days.
- Dr. Joe Early: Why don't you give him a call?
- Dr. Kelly Brackett: Ah, I wouldn't want to bother him. He must be a pretty busy guy.