Quotes
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Ari Gold : I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy.
Eric Murphy : Getting dragged through your office in front of your entire staff by a guy half your size, now that's tragedy.
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, I remember my first national commercial.
Eric Murphy : Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, it was, so fucking what? Got me my Fiat, plus I got a blowjob from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
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Eric Murphy : Ari, I'm getting killed here. Vince isn't happy.
Ari Gold : Of course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I'm miserable... that's why I'm rich.
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Eric Murphy : He says he doesn't wanna do a commercial... that's it.
Ari Gold : For half a million dollars.
Vincent Chase : What was the director's name again?
Ari Gold : Cha-ching! I'm sorry... Chaing Chung, boom!
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Ari Gold : I got the cash you wanted.
Eric Murphy : Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd.?
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Vince : [re landing part in James Cameron movie] There's nothing we can do. It's out of our hands.
Eric Murphy : Yeah, I know, but if he sees Queen's Boulevard...
Vince : We're gonna earn five hundred thousand dollars - half a mil - for the day's work tomorrow.
[Eric nods]
Vince : I'm not getting myself down. You know, my father didn't make that in his whole life.
Eric Murphy : Mine neither. He owed it though.
[Vince snickers]
Vince : So forget about Aquaman. If it's meant to be, it is meant to be, otherwise, fuck it! Hey! Besides! If the worst comes to the worst, we'll always have Turtle.
Eric Murphy : Yeah. We'll always have Turtle.
[both chuckle]
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Ari Gold : Guess who Cameron wants to play Aquaman's mother?
Eric Murphy : I don't know, Ari. Cloris Leachman?
Ari Gold : Uh-uh. Sharon Stone. Guess who represents Sharon Stone?
Eric Murphy : You do.
Ari Gold : Uh-huh. Take a guess who Sharon Stone is absolutely in love with?
[to Eric:]
Ari Gold : It ain't you, you little bitch.
[to Vince:]
Ari Gold : It's you.
Vincent Chase : Really? Like love-love?
Ari Gold : Well, she told Cameron last night at dinner, her favorite actor in this town is *you.*
Vincent Chase : Sharon Stone said that?
Ari Gold : *Absolutely!*
Vincent Chase : She's still good looking.
Ari Gold : Yeah, in the right light.
