Entourage (TV Series)
The Boys Are Back in Town (2005)
Adrian Grenier: Vincent Chase
Quotes
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Vince, you ever go three months without pussy?
Turtle : Vince ain't ever gone three days.
Vincent Chase : No, wait, that's not true. Sophomore year.
Turtle : Really?
Eric : Yeah, but you had mono.
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Ari Gold : Yeah. We can't get Medellin.
Eric : Why not?
Ari Gold : Because they're looking at other people.
Vincent Chase : So call and tell them to look at me.
Ari Gold : You don't think I've been on the phone?
Vincent Chase : You're the most powerful agent in the business, right?
Ari Gold : One of the most powerful, yes.
Vincent Chase : No, you said when I signed with you that you were *the* most powerful.
[to Eric:]
Vincent Chase : He said that to you too, right?
Eric : Yeah, lots of times.
Ari Gold : Shut the fuck up, Eric!
Vincent Chase : Listen, Ari, snap out of it, all right? If they're not looking at me, you call them. Tell them to look at me. They'll listen to you, all right? We cool?
[grabbed Ari's hand, shakes it]
Eric : I'm starved. Let's get outa here.
Ari Gold : Vince, we have to do Aquaman.
[to Eric:]
Ari Gold : You didn't... you didn't tell him any of this?
Vincent Chase : No, he told me. He told me, okay? And Eric also told you that I don't wanna do Aquaman. If we can't get Medellin, then we'll wait for something else that I like.
Ari Gold : [clears his throat] For the past three months, while your boy has been sitting on your indie set and getting no pussy, I have been scouring the town for an offer. It ain't out there.
Vincent Chase : Come on.
Ari Gold : Okay. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a lovely triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate distinct people.
[Vince doesn't know where to look]
Ari Gold : This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot at *getting* you. It ain't eight months ago, man. Listen, you cooled off. The five million dollar offers do not exist. But Warners loves you, so Aquaman does.