Even Stevens (TV Series)

Dirty Work (2002)

Margo Harshman: Tawny Dean

Quotes 

• Tawny Dean : Lumber-Lou, tell us again how you came up with the idea for the Lumberclub?

  Louis Stevens : Sure thing, Lumber-Tawn! Well, 'bout two weeks ago, when these kids were much younger, everyone was signing for clubs. Anyone could get 218 dollars to form a club, as long as they had 50 signatures.

  [on camp, to another student] 

  Louis Stevens : Why don't you sign these papers for a good cause?

  [to the Lumberclub] 

  Louis Stevens : Once I had those signatures, I thought for myself: "What kinda club should I create?" Well, that's when I remembered my deep and loyale love for the pancake. Well, the pancake has always been the official food for the Lumberjacks.

  Alan Twitty : I love that story.

  Tawny Dean : Here's a little one for Jack, guys.

  Louis Stevens , Alan Twitty , Tom Gribalski : Yeah.

  [uniting their hands] 

  Tawny Dean , Louis Stevens , Alan Twitty , Tom Gribalski : LUMBERJACK! Woah!

  Ren Stevens : [in the background]  I should've known you had something to do with this.

• Ren Stevens : So, what exactly do you do?

  Louis Stevens : Uh, the club? Oh! Pshh, all kind of stuff. Tons of stuff, to mention... I mean, we, uh... We talk about, you know... topics.

  Alan Twitty , Tawny Dean , Tom Gribalski : Topics!

  Louis Stevens : Lumberjack topics. And Lumberjack Lore!

  Alan Twitty , Tawny Dean , Tom Gribalski : The Lore!

  Alan Twitty : You gotta love the Lore!

  Louis Stevens : A lot of Lores. Uh... We sing Lumberjack songs too, you know.

  Alan Twitty , Tawny Dean , Tom Gribalski : Songs!

  Ren Stevens : Oh, songs!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah.

  Ren Stevens : Oh, really?

  Louis Stevens : Yep.

  Ren Stevens : You know, I would love to hear one.

  Louis Stevens : One of, uh... our songs?

  Ren Stevens : Yeah!

  Louis Stevens : Um... Twitty?

  Alan Twitty : Uh... Yeah!

  [sets his flute to his mouth. All the club members starts to sing with different lyrics and different tones] 

  Ren Stevens : Stop! That had to be the worst Lumberjack song I've ever, EVER heard.

  Tom Gribalski : Sorry, I was a little bit off key there. I got some syrup down my throat.