F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

Bieke solo (1993)

Ann Tuts: Doortje Coppens

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Quotes 

• Bieke : Pico, I was thinking maybe I could rent your apartment after you guys have moved out.

  Pico : We haven't found another house yet.

  Bieke : I can't stand those old nags anymore.

  Pico : I understand, Bieke. It's not easy living at home at your age.

  Bieke : Everything I do is wrong.

  Pico : You know, you need some young people to move in with. That's what you need. Some people who understand you, you know, with whom you feel good.

  Bieke : Pico, you're the best. Come here.

  [she gives him a kiss on his cheek] 

  Bieke : Until I find my own apartment, okay?

  Pico : You mean move in here?

  Bieke : Yes, you can convince Doortje, right?

  Pico : Yes but...

  Doortje : [she enters the apartment with a bread]  Oh hello. Bieke, you're here so early?

  Pico : Bieke had an argument at home.

  Bieke : They treat me like a toddler.

  Pico : We have to help her.

  Doortje : Sure. Hi, Billie.

  Bieke : That's nice of you of you guys.

  Doortje : Friends should help each other. You can have our old armchair. And she can have that old TV too, huh Pico?

  Pico : Bieke actually means that she moves in here until she has found her own place.

  Doortje : Here with us?

  Bieke : Yes, right Pico?

  Pico : Well, it's to say...

  Doortje : And where should she sleep? In the middle of the bed or on your side?

  Pico : I don't want you to get the wrong idea, you know.

  Doortje : You really don't have to as well, do you? When she's in bed next to you? Go ahead, start practicing. Pasha!

  [she storms off] 

• Pascale : Here you are.

  Xavier : Alright, Mr. President. Cheers.

  Boma : Cheers.

  [they share a drink] 

  Xavier : Mr. President, Carmen said she discovered an attic in your house.

  Boma : Yeah no wonder, it's an impressive piece as well. Way too big, you must know. Did you know there are rooms I've never been in?

  [Pascale rolls her eyes, Doortje enters] 

  Doortje : Pascale, I thought you raised your daughter better than this.

  Pascale : Excuse me?

  Doortje : Because you guys are arguing, she shouldn't be destroying families, right?

  Pascale : What are you talking about?

  Doortje : She wants to *steal* my Pico.

  Pascale : Please, Bieke doesn't do such a thing.

  Doortje : Ask her yourself.

  Pascale : Alright, I'll do that. Bea*trijs*?

  Boma : Well, what's this we're hearing from Bieke?

  Pascale : Balthazar, you don't understand. You don't have children.

  Bieke : [Bieke enters the cafe from the kitchen]  What?

  Pascale : What were you doing at Pico and Doortje's?

  Bieke : Nothing. Pico suggested staying there.

  Doortje : I suppose so. If you look at him with your cow eyes.

  Bieke : Well, should you always look at those stupid glasses then?

  Boma : [he laughs]  Ladies, be a little polite, huh?

  [Dimitri enters the cafe] 

  Dimitri : Good evening everyone. Bieke, I need to talk to you about an ad in Publitime. I'm renting out a room. Maybe you're interested?

  Xavier : She's got better addresses, Dimitri. Like the luxury room of a sausage producer.

  Boma : Hey she'd be blessed.

  [as Dimitri looks disappointed] 

  Boma : Wall-to-wall carpeting everywhere, a hot tub, a sauna. Great luxury, that is.

  Bieke : Alright, then I'll move in with you. That way Pico will remain virginal.

  Boma : [in French]  C'est arrangé. A young chick and I. Let her rip.

  [he laughs] 

  Xavier : Right, and you give her one of those rooms you've never been to.

  Doortje : [to Bieke]  Sleep where you want, but not in my bed.

  Boma : No, it's gonna be mine.

  [he's in stitches again] 

  Pascale : Balthazar, can I talk to you for a second?

  [Boma and Pascale head for the living room] 

  Dimitri : Bieke, here you go.

  [he offers her a lease agreement] 

  Pascale : Balthazar, sit down. I'm going to tell you one thing. If you even think about taking her in, I'll never look at you again.

  Boma : Pascale, I was just fooling around there. I don't want her to come live with me. I can be her father.

  Pascale : Alright then. I can understand her threatening to leave home. But doing it effectively?

  Boma : You can count on me.

  [she starts crying] 

  Boma : Pascale, come here.

  [he comforts her, Bieke catches them] 

  Boma : I'm here as a counselor, you know.

  Bieke : They all say that. So what's it gonna be? Are you renting to me?

  Boma : [he gets up from the couch, he approaches her]  Bieke. I can understand that you threaten to leave home. But do it effectively?

  Bieke : I get it already. But don't think I'm changing my mind. Before I go, one more thing. Continue to counsel my mother, would you?