- Blair Warner: This is the only computer I've ever been able to relate to. Except for the Automatic Teller.
- Andy Moffet: You should sing a song that's really sexy. You know a song with alot of moaning in it.
- Natalie Green: This contest is being sponsored by a teen magazine, I don't think they're into moaning.
- Andy Moffet: Well then could you just sing it for me?
- Andy Moffet: [holding a video camera] Be right back, I wanna go shoot the competition.
- Blair: That's the only way we'll beat them.