The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Seven Little Indians (1987)
Cloris Leachman: Beverly Ann Stickle
Quotes
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Beverly Ann Stickle : What movie did you see?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : A horror film: The Halloween Hacker 3: Part 6, A New Beginning, Dave Returns, Again.
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Blair Warner : I was so scared, my deodorant failed.
[Natalie moves away from her]
Beverly Ann Stickle : What was the story about?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Story? This Dave guy goes out and kills people, that's the story.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Would you like some cocoa? It'll help you sleep.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Uh-uh, this child is staying awake the rest of her natural life.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : [Looking at Andy dead on floor] What a unique accident?
Natalie Green : Accident? Or MURDER?
[Everyone looks at Natalie]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Murder?
Natalie Green : [Looking at Tootie] Murder.
Blair Warner : Murder?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Blair] Murder.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Murder?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [Annoyed] She said murder, alright.
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Natalie Green : Tootie heard noises outside, didn't she? Some guy looks in the shop, sees Andy and kills him.
Beverly Ann Stickle : I'm going to call the police.
[Picks up the receiver]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Funny, there's no dial tone.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : The storm must've brought the line down.
Natalie Green : Or maybe somebody cut it!
[Everyone looks at Natalie]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Cut it?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Tootie] Cut it.
Blair Warner : Cut it?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Blair] Cut it.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Cut it?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [Annoyed] Cut it out.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Anybody messes with my stuff again pays the price.
[the closet door opens and shows George hanging on a hook, girls scream]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : I'm glad we understand each other.
[sees George]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Whoa!
Beverly Ann Stickle : I thought George was going for help!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Guess he decided to hang around.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Tootie!
Blair Warner : You hid in a closet with a dead person?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : At least I knew he wasn't going to hurt me.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : [about Blair] She's completely stiff!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Looks like she was moussed to death!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Poor Blair, at least she died like she lived; looking at herself.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : As you can see he must've come in here to blow up the inflatable moose.
Natalie Green : Somehow the antlers punctured the plastic container.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Spilling the horseradish.
Natalie Green : Causing him to slip on the jellybeans.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : And when he opened his mouth to say 'ouch'.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : The rubber cement fell in and finished him off.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Death by Rue Goldberg.
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George Burnett : [Coming in from the rain] Hi. Boy it sure is hard to shake the mud off your feet on a night like tonight.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [Hugging him] Oh, George, you had us so scared.
George Burnett : I'm sorry. Couldn't find the girls at the movies. So I thought I'd see if the got home alright.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Thank you, George. Everyone's fine.
[Looking down at floor]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Except for Andy.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : George, Andy's
[pauses]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : passed on.
George Burnett : He moved?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : George. Andy's
[Gesturing to Beverly Ann]
Beverly Ann Stickle : [Stuttering] D-d-d-d didit.
George Burnett : D-d-d-d didit. Oh no. He owed me 12 bucks.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : There's one thing about all this that really bothers me.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Besides Tootie's overacting?
Beverly Ann Stickle : Those dice didn't come down by themselves. Someone had to set them in motion. Someone who may still be upstairs!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Oh no! Blair's upstairs.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Yeaaaah.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : We were all being murdered by Blair because we bought our shoes at the supermarket.
Blair Warner : Then you deserved to die.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Be careful, Jo. You don't want to trip over Natalie.
[shocked:]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Natalie!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Oh no!
[all:]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Craps!
[the dice are revealed to be snake eyes]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Poor Natalie.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice.
Blair Warner : What a whimsical way to die.
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[first lines]
Beverly Ann Stickle : [sitting up on a dark and stormy night, wakes up from nightmare] Frank, I want a divorce...!
[realizes she's been dreaming, checks her watch]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Girls, are you home yet?
[calls upstairs:]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Are you sleeping? Blair, Natalie!
[no answer, dashes to phone, dials]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Hello, George, Beverly Ann. Listen, uhm, the girls aren't home yet. They went to a movie, and, uh... with the storm, I - I'm worried about them. Could you drive to the theater and see if they've left? Yes, I'll pay for the gas. Oh? I don't think the trip will require an oil change. Thank you, George.
[cradles phone]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Coco! That's what I could use.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : [in Tootie's dream, talking about her nightmare] Oh, we were all being murdered by Blair because we bought our shoes at the supermarket.
Blair Warner : Then you all deserve to die!