The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Seven Little Indians (1987)
Kim Fields: Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey
Quotes
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I'm glad we're back, that movie petrified me.
Natalie Green : Can I have my arm back now?
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Would you like some cocoa? It'll help you sleep.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Uh-uh, this child is staying awake the rest of her natural life.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : [Looking at Andy dead on floor] What a unique accident?
Natalie Green : Accident? Or MURDER?
[Everyone looks at Natalie]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Murder?
Natalie Green : [Looking at Tootie] Murder.
Blair Warner : Murder?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Blair] Murder.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Murder?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [Annoyed] She said murder, alright.
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Natalie Green : Tootie heard noises outside, didn't she? Some guy looks in the shop, sees Andy and kills him.
Beverly Ann Stickle : I'm going to call the police.
[Picks up the receiver]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Funny, there's no dial tone.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : The storm must've brought the line down.
Natalie Green : Or maybe somebody cut it!
[Everyone looks at Natalie]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Cut it?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Tootie] Cut it.
Blair Warner : Cut it?
Natalie Green : [Looks at Blair] Cut it.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Cut it?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [Annoyed] Cut it out.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Listen, I hear something.
Natalie Green : Again? What are you, a bat?
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Tootie!
Blair Warner : You hid in a closet with a dead person?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : At least I knew he wasn't going to hurt me.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : [about Blair] She's completely stiff!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Looks like she was moussed to death!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Poor Blair, at least she died like she lived; looking at herself.
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Natalie Green : [a loud scream is heard] What was that?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Nothing, I'm imagining things.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Come on, let's go check it out.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : As you can see he must've come in here to blow up the inflatable moose.
Natalie Green : Somehow the antlers punctured the plastic container.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Spilling the horseradish.
Natalie Green : Causing him to slip on the jellybeans.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : And when he opened his mouth to say 'ouch'.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : The rubber cement fell in and finished him off.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Death by Rue Goldberg.
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George Burnett : [Coming in from the rain] Hi. Boy it sure is hard to shake the mud off your feet on a night like tonight.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [Hugging him] Oh, George, you had us so scared.
George Burnett : I'm sorry. Couldn't find the girls at the movies. So I thought I'd see if the got home alright.
Beverly Ann Stickle : Thank you, George. Everyone's fine.
[Looking down at floor]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Except for Andy.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : George, Andy's
[pauses]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : passed on.
George Burnett : He moved?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : George. Andy's
[Gesturing to Beverly Ann]
Beverly Ann Stickle : [Stuttering] D-d-d-d didit.
George Burnett : D-d-d-d didit. Oh no. He owed me 12 bucks.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : There's one thing about all this that really bothers me.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Besides Tootie's overacting?
Beverly Ann Stickle : Those dice didn't come down by themselves. Someone had to set them in motion. Someone who may still be upstairs!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Oh no! Blair's upstairs.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Yeaaaah.
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Beverly Ann Stickle : Be careful, Jo. You don't want to trip over Natalie.
[shocked:]
Beverly Ann Stickle : Natalie!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Oh no!
[all:]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Craps!
[the dice are revealed to be snake eyes]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Poor Natalie.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice.
Blair Warner : What a whimsical way to die.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [after seeing Jo's been croaked] Oh no. She was right. Sweet little me is a mass murderer. But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities? That's got to be it. 6 faces of me. Each face responsible for a different death.
[Walking over to counter]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
Blair Warner : And then there was Tootie.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [Screams as a moussed out Blair rises up from behind the counter] Blair. But I thought you were.
Blair Warner : Dipity Dooed. That's what I wanted everyone to think. It made it easier to get rid of the rest of you.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : You. You're the murderer. Blair, that's so inconsiderate.
Blair Warner : Don't you see. It's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the 50% tax bracket.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : But we were your friends.
[Raising umbrella and garbage can lid to protect herself]
Blair Warner : My friends don't wear Polyester. They don't drive motorcycles or Ramblers.
[Crossing the store following Tootie as she knocks things over]
Blair Warner : They don't buy their shoes at the supermarket.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I get mine from Paris. Honest.
Blair Warner : Too late Tootie.
[Takes the lid from her]
Blair Warner : You're hopelessly Middle Classed.
[Takes umbrella]
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Blair. Please, No. No. Please, Blair. Please, please.
[Blair raises umbrella up ready to strike]
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I hear the click of a chainsaw being turned on!
Blair Warner : You're imagining things! Go back to sleep!