- George Burnett: Hang on, she likes to pop a wheelie.
- Jo Polniaczek: You know, you jump one school bus and suddenly you're some kind of maniac.
- Enrico Quinterez: [as they dance close-up] Does your country have any wedding traditions?
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah... but we're better off dancing.
- Blair Warner: [Jo prepared chicken takeaway] Jo Polniaczek, cooking? Aren't we going a little overboard?
- Jo Polniaczek: Look, guys, you know, I feel for Enrico and his family, and I know how much he wants to stay in this country, but there is no way I can pretend to be married for two years.
- Blair Warner: Not without seriously reducing your chances of being asked out.