Quotes
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Bruno Martelli : [tries to help Doris with her diet] Look back and you'll turn into a pillar of salt.
Doris Schwartz : [turns around] As long as I have the salt, can I have the pretzels to go with it?
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Doris Schwartz : [Doris is on a diet] You may have noticed that I have not asked you for a single potato chip all day long.
Bruno Martelli : Good for you.
Doris Schwartz : Is it okay if I lick out the inside of the bag when you're done?
[a beat]
Doris Schwartz : Joke.
Bruno Martelli : Lie.
Doris Schwartz : True.