Family Ties (TV Series)

Remembrances of Things Past (1985)

Michael Gross: Steven Keaton

Quotes 

• Steven Keaton : [discussing Rob]  When did you become so wise about people, Alex?

  Alex P. Keaton : Well, Dad, I know a lot about conservative, financial-type older brothers. It's my specialty.

• Steven Keaton : How'd we grow so far apart, Rob?

  Robert Keaton : I don't know. One day, you were my little brother, tagging after me with a bat and a ball, shouting, "pitch 'em in. Pitch 'em in. " Next year, this snot-nosed, know-it-all teenager telling me what a terrible human being I was and how my values were all wrong.

  Steven Keaton : You always pitched 'em in to me, didn't you, Rob? Even when you were with your friends, the big guys, you always found a minute to come over and pitch in a few.

• Steven Keaton : [tests a spoonful of food]  This is too hot.

  May Keaton : Here, I'll cool it off a spoonful at a time.

  [blows on the spoon] 

  Steven Keaton : Mom! I'm 40 years old.