Farscape (TV Series)
Thank God It's Friday, Again (1999)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
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Quotes
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Aeryn Sun : She gives me a woody.
[John stares at her]
Aeryn Sun : Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you...
John Crichton : Willies. She gives you the willies.
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Aeryn Sun : We have a situation up here.
John Crichton : I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here.
Aeryn Sun : Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.
John Crichton : I stand corrected.
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John Crichton : Aeryn. Not today, okay? I have been out in the sun all day long picking up magic turnips. I've got- I've got a worm in my gut crawling around in places where the sun don't shine and I'm sick of it, okay? So for the moment would you just shut up and help?
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Aeryn Sun : D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days, but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice.
[Rygel laughs]
John Crichton : [to Rygel] Shut up.
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John Crichton : Oh, yeah. I think I've seen this one. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, cage match.
Dominar Rygel XVI : What?
John Crichton : Oh, don't worry. Nobody saw the third one, anyway.
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[D'Argo has gone into Luxan HyperRage]
John Crichton : Well, Spanky here's male. I think, sort of. I mean, how come he's not after you?