The Flash (TV Series)
Trial of the Trickster (1991)
Parley Baer: Judge
Quotes
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The Trickster : You call this a trial? This is nothing more than a kangaroo court without the hoppy, furry guy.
Judge : [banging his gavel] Order, order, order!
The Trickster : If I were behind the bench, maybe...
Denise Cowan : Jesse, please!
Judge : Ms. Cowan, if you cannot control your client, I am gonna have him restrained.
The Trickster : [showing the handcuffs on his wrists] Restrained? What do you call these, costume jewelry?
Denise Cowan : Jesse, shut up! It's bad enough you insist on wearing this ridiculous outfit in court. Don't blow this for the both of us.
The Trickster : What, and disappoint my loyal fans?
Denise Cowan : You don't have loyal fans. The only person on your side is me! And that's starting to look like a real bad career move. Your Honor, defense requests a change of venue.
The Trickster : Are you nuts?
Denise Cowan : I see no way that my client can get a fair trial in Central City.
The Trickster : Leave Central City? You are crazy! I love this town. And it loves me. Why, look what I've done for it!
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Judge : That is it! You are in contempt of this court.
The Trickster : No! I'll tell you who's in contempt. This courtroom is in contempt. The entire judicial system is in contempt. North America, the land mass, is in contempt.
Denise Cowan : Jesse, get a grip! You're losing it!
The Trickster : Nuh-uh, I'm perfectly sane. I am The Trickster.
[to Megan]
The Trickster : And you! Pretending to be Prank when you were never my loyal sidekick.
[leaves his bench]
The Trickster : This is all your fault!
Megan Lockhart : [punches Trickster] You're getting to be a drag, Jesse. And I am bored stiff.
[kicks him and punches him again]